Archive for August, 2012


Jeff the ding man

A tail block for Mark’s Rusty Surfboard,

tail block glued up using slow grown pine and teak veneer for contrast.

Caring surfboard repairs UK Bournemouth…

 

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jeffthedingman@yahoo.co.uk

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A  Rusty surfboard mini mal in for a tail repair.

Note how a diy solar activated resin has previously been used, hmmm.

Preparation for a wooden tail block.

Keep Posted.

Paul’s Black & White surfboard in for a tail repair and other minor dings.

After

Plus a clean up and re polish of the underneath.

“Caring repairs by Jeff The Ding Man”

Please feel free to contact me for advice or free consultation for any board damage

jeffthedingman@yahoo.co.uk/ mobile 07523842833 /  www.facebook.com/jeffthedingman.

Mick Fanning shows his skills with his backside tube surfing as he wins The Billabong Pro Tahiti 20112

“Caring repairs by Jeff The Ding Man”

Please feel free to contact me for advice or free consultation for any board damage

jeff@southcoastcustomsurfboards.com  / mobile 07523842833 /  www.facebook.com/jeffthedingman.

Mark’s Fish surfboard.

TELL TALE SIGNS of surfboard deck delam

are cracked glass and the stringer/foam stained by sea water.

INITIAL repair preparation revealed:

Note the three rust stains in the foam,

looks as if a previous owner to Mark had attempted

to start a repair, it will soon be repaired correctly using quality materials.

“Caring repairs by Jeff The Ding Man”

Bank holiday joke.

A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding…
Older Woman
: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer
: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman
: Oh, I see.
Officer
: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman
: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for
 
drunk driving.

Officer
: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. 
Older Woman

: I can’t do that.
Officer
: Why not? 
Older Woman

: I stole this car.
Officer
: Stole it?
Older Woman
: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer
: You what?

Older WomanHis body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. 
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2
: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman
: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2
: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman
: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2
: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk..
Officer 2
: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman
: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2
: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2
: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman
: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.

Don’t Mess With Mature Ladies

sup & surfboard repair UK

A Starboard widepoint after minor repairs and a tidy up

(small dings and rail chips)

This SUP is ready up for sale

 The aggressive short-board outline of the Wide Point provides heavier riders with a shape that can compete with lighter riders on narrower boards.

32″ provides excellent stability but a narrow nose and tail make for unrivalled responsiveness in such a wide board.

“Flat concave nose merging to flat tail V”

Contact Nick @ http://www.thesupstore.co.uk/

“Caring repairs by Jeff The Ding Man”

Please feel free to contact me for advice or free consultation for any board damage

jeff@southcoastcustomsurfboards.com  /   www.facebook.com/jeffthedingman.

Dudley’s Escape Peanut surfboard..

A classic example of a fin slash.

Ding Man surfboard repairs

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“Caring repairs by Jeff The Ding Man”

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A Starboard Big Easy 12ft SUP

So many small dings to repair as it works hard for a living…

this SUP teaches newbies to sup via

The SUP Store

Cheers Nick 🙂

Recommissioned for future teaching on The South Coast.